CWG Playground

Sun Goddess: Malibu.

2009-07-25T14:13:00.004-07:00

(2009)
Adam & Eve.

Starring: Bree Olson, Teagan Presley,
Sasha Grey + more.

Every man's fantasy becomes a reality in this all-girl adventure featuring a quartet of adult's biggest and sexiest stars.

There is no doubt Sun Goddess: Malibu dazzles the senses.

Wet & Wild In Rio.

2009-07-25T14:13:00.003-07:00

(2009)
Wicked Pictures.

Starring: Bella, Bianca Mello,
Claudia Bella + more.

Join director Jonathan Morgan as he continues his expedition of the exotic and erotic in Brazil. Soak up the sun, sift through the sand, and splash around with the sexiest Brazilian seductresses.

Don't forget to pack a swim suit because it's about to get wet and wild in Rio!

Spring Chickens 22.

2009-07-25T14:13:00.002-07:00

(2009)
Diabolic.

Starring: London Keyes, Natalia Rossi,
Ashli Orion + more.

Once again Diabolic Films has raided the hen house and delivered some of the finest young talent in the business. We’re talking unjaded starlet who happily join the adult film industry.

These chicks have hard bodies, naughty attitudes and a hunger for stardom!

Hot Cherry Pies 5.

2009-07-25T14:13:00.001-07:00

(2009)
Adam & Eve.

Starring: Carmen Luvana, Avy Lee Roth,
Sasha Grey + more.

Normally, it's easy to think up words for a title like this one. Not so much this time around. Four hours of lovely ladies being not so lovely. Yeah.

Gangbang Auditions 23.

2009-07-25T14:13:00.000-07:00

(2009)
Diabolic.

Starring: Rebeca Linares,
Mya Nichole + Dakoday Brookes.

Three sexy and nasty nymphs show off their talents. These young tarts have no rules - and no limits! This one is a scorcher.

Fornic-Asian.

2009-07-25T14:11:00.000-07:00

(2009)
Wicked Pictures.

Starring: Kaylani Lei, Stephanie Swift,
London Keyes + more.

Director Brad Armstrong presents a celebration of Asian beauty and sexuality in Kaylani's Fornic-Asian! Together they bring out the hottest and most orgasmic scenes featuring the industries top Asian cast. If you love the exotic and sexy women of the Orient, then you'll love this movie!

Visit the sexiest and most seductive women the Far East has to offer as they show off their ancient little secrets!

All Girl Revue, Volume 6

2009-03-31T12:00:00.014-07:00

(2008) Pink Visual. Starring: Katie Morgan, Yasmine Vega, Olivia Torrino + more.

There’s a great deal of awkwardness in Pink Visual’s titles. Maybe it’s because it may be real. Kings of reality porn, Pink Visual makes strides where others fail. This title is a great example. Take a bunch of first timers (or so it seems) and toss them unwittingly on film for a knockout of a film. Of course Katie Morgan is the most notable figure, but it’s Olivia Torrino and Felix Vicious who made the biggest splash. I don’t know about you, but the coquettishness of this whole title is worth its weight. When you manage to catch the reality of it all, that’s when it succeeds. Pick up this title.

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Always And Forever

2009-03-31T12:00:00.013-07:00

(2009) Wicked Pictures. Starring: Jessica Drake, Arianna Armani, Mikayla Mendez + more.

It’s easy to get caught up in the packaging of certain things. CDs have gone the route of end-cap commodities, along with soft drinks, frozen foods and everything else. You buy something these days based on what catches your attention the fastest, yet only for a window of a few minutes. If adult films were as socially acceptable as the latest Indiana Jones film, we might be inclined to purchase this film. Black and white packaging featuring Jessica Drake makes this title look much like an indie film. It looks like a sexy package selling something intriguing. Look closer and realize it actually is an adult film. You may even think it might be nice to see porn in black and white. So you go home and tear open the package and pop it in the DVD player only to find that it’s much like any other title now. Not that it’s a bad thing, but really, all you wanted was an indie porn flick in black and white with the insatiable Jessica Drake, Mikayla Mendez, Nicole Ray, etc.

Apprentass 10

2009-03-31T12:00:00.012-07:00

(2007) Zero Tolerance. Starring: Sasha Grey, Allison Miller, Tiffany Rayne + more.

You gotta love the philosophy behind Zero Tolerance films. You have to appreciate the straight forwardness of the compilation film. No storylines necessary. No foreplay…at all. It’s all business here folks. With a title like this one, there’s little room for mistaking the interpretation. You can guess what it’s all about. Truth is though that if you have various titles of this persuasion, you may have some of the scenes featured here. The good folks at Zero Tolerance make it easier to get your fix from one single DVD though, so that gives you more time to sit around and I don’t know, watch Rachel Ray and think about how you should have made millions instead of her because you cook too.

Bad Behavior: Office Edition

2009-03-31T12:00:00.011-07:00

(2008) Adam & Eve Pictures. Starring: Vanessa Lee, Beverly Hills, Rachel Love + more.

Who knows what it is about professionals in business suits, but this is the real deal. Maybe it’s the stockings. Maybe it’s the glasses. Maybe it’s all of that and more. Is it the file cabinets? Is it the paperwork around you? Who knows. The office atmosphere is really that one thing that everyone seems to know and either embraces or condemns. Truly, the real winner here is Rhylee Richards. She’s attractive as most, but the setting is the focus here. Yes, it’s an office. Yes, there’s a desk, but the real draw is the holiday tree in the corner of the office that steals the show. I’m not really sure why, but it draws the parallel of real offices and that seems to make it all the more believable. But, for you naturalists out there, the only natural beauty here is Vanessa Lee, who actually asks the question, “do you want it?” Why yes we do Vanessa, and thank you for giving it to us! Shit, are we late for that meeting?
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Carmen Luvana’s Feature Fourplay

2009-03-31T12:00:00.010-07:00

(2008) Adam & Eve Pictures. Starring: Carmen Luvana, Austyn Moore + more.

Carmen Luvana is hot. Man, she’s really hot. You’ve heard her use her Spanish at times and you’ve watched her grow into her own persona on screen. This is a great item simply because you get four for the price of one. Again, if you are a Carmen Luvana fan and you’ve amassed a good amount of her titles through the years, you may have them already, but this is a great completist item, or great for someone just getting started in building their collection. Either way, the four selected films for this title are stunners.

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Christina’s Island Vacation

2009-03-31T12:00:00.009-07:00

(2009) Adam & Eve Pictures. Starring: Christina Jolie, Jasmine Black, Petrushka + more.

Okay, here’s the deal. Rarely are the shot-on-location adult films worth the scenery. Really! Exotic locations? You could easily substitute Palm Springs for some far away island. Mainstream movie studios have been doing it for years. No, it’s not Russia, it’s Canada. Here, the beautiful island scenery is outshined by Christina Jolie. Where’d she come from? No one knows. Fact is that she’s here and this film gives her a chance to make a splash on the scene. Christina’s a buxom brunette with a gorgeous smile. Not a stray piercing or tattoo to be seen. Reminds you of A&E’s other contract gem Bree Olson doesn’t it?! Well, they’re different but Christina is in that same category and in a similar echelon now. It’s great to see such great natural talent in a sea of blonde plastic. Way to find the next big star A&E!

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Consumer Affairs 2

2009-03-31T12:00:00.008-07:00

(2008) Diabolic. Starring: Shawna Lenee, Jayden Jaymes, Kristina Rose + more.

There isn’t much to say here. Kristina Rose took the words right out of our mouths. A youthful look like Tera Patrick and an appetite for the trade, Kristina Rose really embodies the heart and soul of a budding starlet. With looks to kill and a figure to match, Rose is definitely the winner here. All natural, she really brings to mind the look and personality of someone you may know. Someone attainable and approachable. Someone who you may have a beer with and talk about a funny episode of The Simpsons. She looks that cool and that down to earth. Until that happens, this is a great starting point for getting to know Kristina Rose.

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The Cougar Hunter

2009-03-31T12:00:00.007-07:00

(2009) Wicked Pictures. Starring: Lisa Ann, Nicole Sheridan, Priya Rai + more.

I’m not exactly sure what the resurgence of “milfs” is due to. I’m not sure why the appeal is so great. Alas, the more time that goes by, you have younger parents and older women staying fit and looking good. Not to shit on titles with older women, don’t get me wrong. Maybe it’s Lisa Ann. Christ is she a knockout. Some younger stars could take a cue from Lisa Ann. She’s beautiful, she’s fit and she’s filthy. All the things you want out of cougar. Listen, if you fancy older women, pick up this title. The ladies alone are reason enough to cozy up with this film, but their experience is what you get in addition to the looks. Not bad.

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Couples Seduce Teens, Volume 11

2009-03-31T12:00:00.006-07:00

(2008) Pink Visual. Starring: Sabrina Starr, Tia Thomas, Kacey Jordan + more.

This is a great series from Pink Visual. It just never disappoints. Of course, you know the scene is already set and it’s not as “real” as you’d expect, but pretty awkward nonetheless – so you know it’s got a sense of reality at least. All in all, this volume and this series succeed because it’s interesting to watch. Keep an eye on Sabrina Starr. Something tells me she’s going to be a force to be reckoned with in the near future. If she wants a career in the adult industry, she’s got one up on the competition since she’s already got the look. She’s beautiful and happens to have a bit of mystery behind her eyes. The red hair helps this of course, because we here at Chicks With Guns do not shun the gingers, we embrace them.

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Cream Pie Cravings

2009-03-31T12:00:00.005-07:00

(2008) Adam & Eve Pictures. Starring: Brooke Belle, Heidi Mayne, Dakoda Brookes + more.

Brooke Belle. That’s enough. There aren’t enough words in the English language to sum her up. She’s incredible and she has piercing eyes. It helps that we get to see all of her, but it’s not enough. We want more. We want an entire film dedicated to Brooke. We want magazines and television shows about her and what she’s doing. She’s off to run errands and pick up some cranberry juice at the supermarket? We want to see it. Not because we get our kicks from watching people shop, but because if it stars Brooke, it’ll at least be worth the while. Seriously, a hot girl shopping isn’t intriguing? Do you mean to tell me that you’d rather watch The Hills or some stupid reality show? Come on, pitch the idea to the networks and get Brooke her own channel. Please?

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Dreamgirlz, Volume 2

2009-03-31T12:00:00.004-07:00

(2008) Third Degree Films. Starring: Alexis Texas, Tori Black, Francesca Le’ + more.

Talk about finding the best cast ever! We won’t go into too much detail here, but fact is, this might be the most powerful title due to cast in a long while. Alexis Texas teams up with Julia Ann? I mean come on. Where else will you find these two blonde knockouts sharing the screen together? Or how about Lisa Ann and Francesca Le’ getting together to make a bold statement? Here’s where you’ll find them alongside Sasha Grey, Tori Black and Alektra Blue (who keeps with her “No Smile Rule”). Dreamgirlz volume one was a powerhouse on its own. Dreamgirlz 2 is close to making the first effort almost effortless. This may be the cast to keep an eye on. If you get them all together for another film, lightning may very well strike again…or rather, it will.

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Farm Fresh

2009-03-31T12:00:00.003-07:00

(2008) Third Degree Films. Starring: Alyssa Hall, Tanner Mayes, Jessican Valentino + more.

Allyssa Hall is all you need to see in the credits here folks. Let’s see, Allyssa Hall…she looks a bit like Lela Starr with lighter hair. She looks innocent enough, but she also looks somewhat sultry. The stockings she wears add a nice touch, but the turbo boost here is her all natural frame. We here at the Playground aren’t against enhancements or body art, but it’s refreshing to see someone without a ton of ink (sorry Mya Nichole), without piercings (even if they’re just the belly button piercings) and without any breast augmentations. Alas, there are other stars here. Okay, all of them. They are all stars in their own right, like Ashli Orion and Eva Ellington, but there is none other in this film to truly watch like Allyssa Hall.

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Heaven or Hell

2009-03-31T12:00:00.002-07:00

(2008) Wicked Pictures. Starring: Ann Marie Rios, Audrey Bitoni, Nicole Sheridan + more.

Alektra Blue smiled! Much like Jeremy speaking in class today, Alektra Blue smiled in a film today! Congratulations Alektra! This feels like a graduation party or something. It seems like only yesterday you were seen in the ‘Before They Were Stars’ flicks smiling it up. Anyway, good work. But, Ann Marie, what a frantic little thing you are! You can gage the strength of a scene by it’s female lead sometimes and this one really captures it. Ann Marie, with her perfect frame and nasty way, she carries scenes because of her unabashed carnality. It’s quite impressive really. She goes the extra mile and puts on a show. It’s not just about her and her looks and whatnot. Rios is really performing and she’s good at it. Lastly, we do love Nicole Sheridan. Baby, why’d you have to get lip injections? We thought you were cute and raunchy just the way you were! Oh well. PS…Audrey, we all think you’re beautiful.

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Tera Patrick’s Pornstar Pool Party

2009-02-19T01:11:00.000-08:00

(2008) Teravision.

Starring: Tera Patrick, Angie Savage,

Daisy Marie + more.

This film is exactly what you think it is. Tera goes away and her friends will play. Picture a few midgets, employed by Tera, who call up all of Tera’s pornstar friends for a pool party of epic proportions.

Yup, see the likes of Charmane Star and Maya Luanna getting comfortable with one another tenderly, sweetly and in front of the entire party. Stick around for the battle of the Daisy’s as Daisy Marie and Daisy Duxe enjoy one another’s company and later still, the ultimate showdown between the loveliest ladies around the pool, Daisy Marie, Angie Savage and Kayla Paige.

Their three-party system shows the meaning of foreign policy as these ladies explore one another’s politics until the Jacuzzi-filled pleasurefest featuring the sexiest ladies in porn. Approval ratings may dip a few points since Tera herself doesn’t join in on the fun!

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Sweet & Nasty Teens Volume 6

2009-02-19T01:09:00.000-08:00

(2008) Pink Visual.

Starring: Haylo Lynn, Hannah West,

Dee + more.

Pink Visual takes gonzo to another level. This title is an interesting look through the reality of adult films.

The sets are not elaborate and the starlets are not as polished. This is a perfect training program for any starlet that wants to get into the business. Are there amazing players in the minor leagues? Of course there are.

Are there gems in this batch of aspiring adult film actresses? Of course there are!

Haylo Lynn is the brightest star in the title though. Her ease in her scene seems about as believable as it gets. Maybe it’s her awkwardness, or maybe it’s her comfort with a man and a woman, but all in all, Haylo gets the MVP award as she lights up the screen along with the other fresh faces of adult film in reality-based porn.

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Shot Glasses

2009-02-19T01:06:00.000-08:00

(2008) Zero Tolerance Entertainment.

Starring: Sasha Grey, Juicy Pearl,

Heather Vahn + more.

Themed adult entertainment is the fucking best!

This title may or may not be obvious, but all the ladies are donning spectacles. Not to say they’re not making spectacles, because they are, but this film is dedicated to the librarian fantasy you know you always had while flipping through the same three pages at your local library.

Of course, you can think back hard enough and recall an old hag of a librarian bitching at the kids to keep it down or having a conniption over leaving a book in the wrong place, but overall, there was always that one vision of the hair pinned back with a pencil and the glasses resting comfortably on the bridge of a young librarian.

Hell, you can even equate this to the girl sitting next to you in a lecture too, but any way you slice it, it was the glasses that made her so sexy. Same goes for the ever provocative Sasha Grey, Heather Vahn and Juicy Pearl. Quiet please!

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Sexy Bitch

2009-02-19T01:05:00.000-08:00

(2008) Wicked Pictures.

Starring: Mikayla Mendez, Tanya James,

Carmella Bing + more.

Oh I don’t know. Maybe she reminds me of someone. Maybe someone reminds me of her. Regardless, Mikayla Mendez’ rise to stardom is a welcomed one.

The hot Latin vibe serves her well as Mendez is not afraid to get straight up raunchy. Her looks would have you believe she’s so much more demuir than that; maybe even refined and above it. Not quite the case here though. Willing to take on more than one stud, Mendez really is the “sexy bitch” this film makes her out to be.

The other nods go directly to Tanya James, who is a rising star in her own right, and Carmella Bing. Who knows how the adult industry scouts for talent, but this film is filled to the hilt with the sexiest bitches getting dirty today!

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Pussy Cats Volume 3

2009-02-19T00:52:00.000-08:00

(2008) Zero Tolerance Entertainment.

Starring: Courtney Cummz, Alexis Texas,

Georgia Jones + more.

Despite what conventional reviewers may use a tactics for dissecting scenes in a film, the CWG Playground finds something that works, and sticks to it.

For instance, if here at CWG Headquarters, we find a starlet that is just tops and can’t be beat, we will go on and on about her. Take for example Alexis Texas. If a film stars her, 9 out of 10 times we’ll gravitate toward her scenes and talk them up as much as possible. This is no different.

We’ve seen Alexis bounce from here to there, and we’ve even seen her cuddle up to the ladies, but never have we seen an outright look of pleasure in any of her scenes like we have here. The title may not explicitly imply the nature of this film, but it’s all girl, no boys allowed. Catch the moment when Alexis smiles with pleasure at the camera in her scene and you’ve got a seductive mental picture of her whenever you close your eyes.

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Nymphomaniac

2009-02-19T00:50:00.000-08:00

(2008) Harmony Films.

Starring: Bobbi Starr, Stracy Stone,

Dunia Montenegro + more.

How can the British have such great imports?

The first time we saw Nikki Jayne was compliments of a Harmony Film. Now they bring on Cindy Dollar? With looks similar to Jayne, she lights up a three way that is as dirty as they come thanks to help from Tina Gabriel.

Then the luscious Stracy Stone is incredible and hard to look away from in this film. Who brings it all together? Bobbi Starr of course. Starr is the ringleader of this film, cooing and whispering from scene to scene as she brings to life the inner savage inside of her.

Watching this film may be a but unsettling, but you’ll be glad you watched for the finest British imports, and you may even learn something about your own desires in the process. This film should win awards for pushing the erotic boundaries of a sexually complacent society.

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No Swallowing Allowed 15

2009-02-19T00:47:00.000-08:00

(2008) Diabolic Films.

Starring: Jenna Haze, Audrey Botoni,

Holly West + more.

Pouty lips galore in this film. You can choose from Audrey Bitoni or you can choose Jenna Haze. You pick your favorite. They both pack a punch in adult films. Both are beautiful. But what about Crissy Moon?

She lights it up in aqua fishnet stockings, so for a film that totes no swallowing allowed, there’s added value for your viewing. She is a knockout and she’s open to suggestion for positions. But the prize really goes to Jenna Haze. Whatever competition she’s in, she’s going to come out victorious. After all, she’s the complete package.

She’s a petite, all natural performer who’s toned and perfect. She has the long brown hair and the visual beauty to match. She’s pouty, yet smiles when appropriate. Jenna is the kind of woman you would bring home to the family and everyone would get along splendidly, well, expect when her profession comes up. There isn’t one single thing we would change about Jenna, but we would see much more of her.

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Need For Seed 3

2009-02-19T00:45:00.000-08:00

(2008) Diabolic Films.

Starring: Shawna Lenee, Phoenix Marie,

Mya Nichole + more.

We at CWG Playground first saw Shawna Lenee in “Cheerleaders” and were blown away. Literally!

We thought about how such a youthful looking girl could pack so much punch in her scenes. Well, she got the cover of this film and she definitely puts in the kind of professional display you’d expect.

Whether it’s her sprite-like face or cute voice, Shawna is a force to be reckoned with in the adult film world. Next is Mya Nichole, another CWG favorite. Without a doubt, Mya is a tigress in her scene, but it’s a double threat. Whether you’re looking at her at work, or the ink on her skin, it’s still a sight to behold and worth every minute you spend staring.

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Minority Rules 4

2009-02-19T00:44:00.000-08:00

(2008) Wicked Pictures.

Starring: Angelica Saint, Isabella Sky,

Erika Vution + more.

Stop the press. Really! This film gets the CWG nod. Why? Well, it has everything to do with Isabella Sky. She gets steamy with Angelica Saint and Erika Vution in an insatiable three way, but the slender starlet quickly steals the scene, as well as the entire film.

That’s not to say there aren’t any other standouts here, but truthfully, Isabella is the reason this film makes it as far as it does. Whether it be the long hair, the natural body or the sultry demeanor, “Minority Rules 4” had a ringer in Isabella.

Based on that alone, run out and pick up this title!

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Last Call

2009-02-19T00:42:00.000-08:00

(2008) Wicked Pictures.

Starring: Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez,

Tori Black + more.

In an almost tender way, Kaylani Lei devours men. Bar none. So petite and beautiful, she is the ringleader in this tale of deception. The story itself is a little confusing, but the flesh is the best. Why is the flesh the best?

Well, it’s quite simple: Wicked Pictures has assembled a veritable dream team in Kaylani Lei, Mikayla Mendez, Alektra Blue and Tori Black. Kaylani and Alektra have been around the fame before, but the addition of Mikayla is a wise one since she’s probably the hottest Latin bombshell since Vanessa Del Rio! And the young Tori Black may have had lots of experience in the world of gonzo, but it’s her Wicked scenes that place her in a superstar echelon.

Visually, this film is dark and appropriately so. The context is set in the underworld, so what better element to add than sex? Regardless the scenery, “Last Call” is a tense sexual ride you will want to take from the comfort of your own home.

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Just Over 18 Volume 5

2009-02-19T00:40:00.000-08:00

(2008) Pink Visual.

Starring: Hayley Jade, Kaci Starr,

Jackie Ashe + more.

Hayley Jade should be pissed.

A gonzo introduction this young in life may be just fine, but in a van? Come on! Regardless though, Hayley is a young professional in this film as she green lights the van sex and flutters her eyes without provocation.

Jaylynn Sinns is the coquettish one though even in her acted awkwardness. Overall though, it works. Inserting some awkward phases in the film, Pink Visual seems to succeed because of the lack of feature film context, but placing importance on how awkward a newcomer may feel.

The feeling really comes through too. Stick around for Jackie Ashe though as she rounds out the most innocent-looking scene. She honestly looks like someone who has never even seen an adult film!

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Hot Sauce 7

2009-02-19T00:38:00.000-08:00

(2008) Diabolic Films.

Starring: Evie Delatosso, Emy Reyes,

Mya Nichole + more.

Yes! Concept films! This film teeters on the awesome with an all Latin cast of female talent.

If you’ve ever turned on your local Spanish-speaking channel, you often get a glimpse at some of the most incredible beauties in the world, some dark with long black hair, and some with blonde hair and blue eyes. That has everything to do with colonization, but this isn’t the forum for a history less. But this film is no different.

It’s got traditionally Latin-looking ladies, but also the light-skinned beauties revved up and getting as dirty as possible. For every film that totes beauty, this one delivers it. If Latin ladies galore is what you favor, spicy is the flavor!

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Girls Will Be Girls 4

2009-02-19T00:34:00.000-08:00

(2008) Diabolic Films.

Starring: Mia Presley, Sophia Santi,

Roxy Deville + more.

Over two hours of ladies doing what you always imagine they do. Without the interference of male actors in this film, the bottom line is much quicker to find.

In essence, you’re invited as Faye Reagan and Mia Presley get sweaty together and explore one another with an unparalleled sultry seduction. Then there’s Devi Emerson and Nicole Ray.

Man, if this film wasn’t perfect enough, these two ladies push it over the top with their natural bodies and hunger for each other. This film does not let down, honest.

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Who’s Your Daddy 12

2009-02-14T00:01:00.015-08:00

(2008) Zero Tolerance.

Starring: Lexi Belle, Kristina Rose,

Dani Jensen + more.

It’s no secret that we here at the Playground love redheads. We do. We love the color, but moreover we love the pale white skin that goes with it. Such is the case with Miss Dani Jensen. Perfectly proportioned, Dani is a 10 in our books. She is hot and she smiles at the camera. She takes direction and heats up her scene.

Truly incredible really, and Zero Tolerance, this is aimed right at you, put her in more films! Standout Missy Stone (what eyes!) and Mina Leigh are stunners too, but in the brunette sort of way. We can’t compare to the fire Dani lends. But then of course there’s Lexi. Aw. We love Lexi. All in all, this title is a success on pretty much every level.

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What Gets You Off 4

2009-02-14T00:01:00.014-08:00

(2008) 3rd Degree Films.

Starring: Teagan Presley, Britney Stevens,

Sunny Lane + more.

Oh Teagan, you little heartbreaker. You make it all worth writing about. This is the fourth installment of the series and each is better than the last. Julia Ann looks like the professional she is, and Brooke Haven great too. But it’s Britney Stevens who walks away with this one.

First off, the fishnet stockings are a nice touch. Second, willingness to go above and beyond for your scenes is what we here at the Playground want to see. We also really like sultry. Britney is sultry. She really is. Even in compromising positions she’s sultry. And she knows she’s getting to the viewer that way.

When there’s so much pouting going on, sultry is a welcomed site because after all, if this were a mainstream Hollywood movie, you’d expect to see the likes of Megan Fox looking what? Sultry! Well done all around and a nod to Sunny Lane as well. The girl next door just got our attention!

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Tease Before The Please 3

2009-02-14T00:01:00.013-08:00

(2008) Diabolic.

Starring: Lexi Belle, Harmony,

Claudia Rossi + more.

Few things go as well as Lexi Belle and stockings. But add a flower in her hair and she’s just the girl next door you’d like to bed. This may alienate the others cast in the firm, but Lexi Belle is one of our absolute favorites at the Playground. She’s cute, she’s coquettish, and she’s all natural. She also possesses something other adult film actresses have, and that’s a fucking smile!

Attention adult film world, you can all take a cue from Lexi as she knows how not to take herself too seriously. She’s the polar opposite from Alektra Blue, who is always frowning. In fact, Alektra becomes unattractive because of it. What happened to the days of Shay Sweet and Nicole Sheridan – donning smiles and looking all sly? I mean, it’s to the point where it’s such the business of looking cool, that adult film actresses have become too “Hollywood” for porn. Take it easy, smile for once. After all, you’re not filing papers in an insurance agent’s office. You have it pretty goddamn good. You make money in a way most dream of.

With that said, take a look at Lexi and let her be your example, because in all honesty, she’s one hundred times hotter with a smile and natural body than you are constantly pouting, cringing, or puckering your lips to look “sexy” somehow. Lexi, our hat is off to you. Thank you for coming onto the scene and changing things around a bit. Muah!

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Pretty Pussies Please 5

2009-02-14T00:01:00.012-08:00

(2008) 3rd Degree Films.

Starring: Tori Black, Shawna Lenee,

Tanya James + more.

This cast really doesn’t disappoint. And they live up to the title’s name. The really great thing is that adult films are welcoming back the natural look. You know what I’m talking about here. I’m talking about ladies without implants.

Yes, some look fantastic with them in, and some look like they’re smuggling basketballs in their shirts. But overall, the trend as of late has been relatively natural or even smaller breasted women in adult films. We here at CWG love the new trend. Why? Well, it’s not because it’s disgusting to see implants or anything, but it is refreshing. A stunner like Tori Black is perfect how she is. With only what we imagine is an old tattoo (referring to the tribal star Black has on her abdomen), she’s perfect and natural. And it almost comes out in her scenes.

Annmarie Rios and Mina Leigh as well as those smaller proportioned starlets with a great look and that’s it! We hope to see more of the natural trend in 2009. After all, it’s like that for a reason. You don’t see the gull wing doors on a Bentley, do you? No (unless you’re a hip-hop artist)! So don’t mess with nature. Keep it real…no pun intended.

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Masters of Reality Porn, Volume 2

2009-02-14T00:01:00.011-08:00

(2008) Pink Visual.

Starring: Abbey Brooks, Audrey Elson,

Adriana Deville + more.

The ultra gonzo features scare the folks here at CWG. So we won’t get too in depth about the scenes here, but we will comment on two. First, Angelina Valentine is someone we want in ALL Pink Visual releases. She’s just off-her-kit hot.

Her tattoos are tasteful and look great on her. Her scene is explosive and can’t be beat by another other one woman in this film. But, she can be beat by four beautiful women. Abbey Brooks, Adriana Deville, Jamie Lamore and Jessica Shaw turn this film upside down with an all-girl Pilates-type romp. This title is exactly that, the MASTER of reality porn. Why? Well, it’s simple. If reality is as boring as we all know it is, then this would be the kind of exercise class any red-blooded man wants to walk in on.

Fortunately, the decision-makers behind Pink Visual’s titles didn’t tarnish this scene with a pizza delivery guy, or a buff weight lifter you know? This kept form with what it started and it pulled off the best train led by four girls. Overload? Of course it is. We’re frugal around here, so we never advocate getting a shitty title for one glimpse of something great. But we will boast this title for two long scenes that are well worth at least witnessing. You will daydream about the gym again!

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Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go 2

2009-02-14T00:01:00.010-08:00

(2008) Wicked Pictures.

Starring: Bridgette B., Nikki Rhodes,

Sindee Jennings + more.

This is Wicked’s best film of 2008! Let go of the common theme of naughty nurses. It might be overused and almost passé but it sure does work every time. It’s like asking Michael Jackson to sing backing vocals for you.

Anyway, the genius isn’t in the theme. It’s not even in the acting or script. It’s definitely in the casting: Bridgette B., Marie Luv, Sindee Jennings and the fire-haired Nikki Rhodes. Wow. What a beauty. You get a collection of the hottest women you can possibly find and you end up with a gem of a feature. The rarest find is in Miss Nikki Rhodes. Never does CWG come up with comments that are too far off, but really, Rhodes is a natural redhead whose look is as exotic as a far away land. Rhodes also reminds us of the kind of girl you see sitting across from you on the subway. Rhodes is the kind of hot teller at Washington Mutual whose polyester looks confining for such a hot summer day. She’s the kind of woman who you’d introduce to your friends and have to clean up the drool later. Basically, she’s hot as hell and she looks approachable to boot. Her pasty white skin probably hasn’t seen the sunlight in a while so you know taking her some place exotic will only burn her, yielding refuge in a dark hotel room for hours and hours overlooking the surf. What the fuck? Did I just write that?! Well, I meant it.

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Forever Is The Night

2009-02-14T00:01:00.009-08:00

(2008) Wicked Pictures.

Starring: Kaylani Lei, Ryder Skye,

Devi Emmerson + more.

It took us a while to realize this was an adult film. The production value Wicked Pictures enforces is something to be reckoned with. Should mainstream films adopt sex acts as action sequences, this film would be the result.

A forward noir film focusing on the darker aesthetic, “Forever Is The Night” can be seen as one of the more appealing adult films of late 2008 production, but can also be considered the standard as what we will be looking for in the years to come. With the advent of high definition almost far behind us, this film sets the sights toward mainstream Hollywood and heats up with some of the most beautiful women film has seen undress.

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Filthy 3

2009-02-14T00:01:00.008-08:00

(2008) 3rd Degree Films.

Starring: Bobbi Starr, Madison Scott,

Madison Ivy + more.

Christ, this really is filthy! Bobbi Starr should win an award for being downright filthy. She does things that are nasty as hell and gets away with it looking like a cute little girl.

Starr’s been around the block, but man, this scene is a show-stopper and award winner. CWG Playground would like to nominate Bobbi Starr to the “Filth Hall of Fame.” Really. It’s almost a call to arms here folks.

If you can find someone more depraved, we’d like to know about her. The requirements are quite simple: carnal appetite and knockout looks. A runner-up prize goes to Madison Scott and Ann Marie Rios. Together they satisfy some filth on their own. Man, you almost have to wonder what goes through these ladies’ heads when their performing such acts of depravity. Alas, kudos folks. 3rd Degree, well done.

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Desperately Seeking Cock, Volume 3

2009-02-14T00:01:00.007-08:00

(2008) Pink Visual.

Starring: Camille, Courtney James,

Anastaza Delani + more.

Katrina Isis, it’s a pleasure. As referenced in another review, Pink Visual is all about a real, raw film. Katrina is a real girl. She’s not made up of implants and injections. She’s an attractive girl you’d notice while standing in line at the bank.

You may even have some thoughts about her while you’re standing there. Then she turns around and you pretend to be looking at the deposit slip in your hand. Katrina is pretty hot. CWG Playground hopes to see her again in more films. But I wish Kelly Broox had gotten the same setting. A moving van isn’t a sufficient setting for such a beauty. But it’s Anastaza Delani that should be pissed.

A natural beauty like hers shouldn’t be wasted on the attempted humor of a tied-up gimp as an onlooker. Alas, still a perky girl with a career in this industry if she wants it.

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Desperate MILFS & Housewives

2009-02-14T00:01:00.006-08:00

(2008) Pink Visual.

Starring: Bridgette Lee, Tera,

Kayla Kupcakes + more.

Pink Visual has done it again, another reality flick, but this time about housewives and MILFs. This is an uninspired title, but Kylie Richards makes up for it.

Kylie is a young blonde who looks as inexperienced as she does cute. Her timid demeanor is something left out of today’s adult films. Too often, adult films star brash starlets that don’t seem to care, or even remember what it was like being in front of the camera the first time. Kylie, the only one possessing that in this film is believable, and therefore succeeds in the seduction of an audience through a lens. Could the walls be any darker?

No, but it doesn’t matter. When reviewing a title, everything can work for or against the whole. In this case, take a shy, timid Kylie (who bears a resemblance to Elisha Cuthbert) and add all the elements of awkward on-screen acts, and you’ve got gold!

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Cum Scene Investigation, Volume 5

2009-02-14T00:01:00.005-08:00

(2008) Pink Visual.

Starring: Leah Wilde, Peyton,

Allison Pierce + more.

Reality porn can be hit or miss. Sometimes lighting or sets are better simplified, but this time around, the only shining star is on Miss India Summer. Pink Visual succeeded on “Masters of Reality Porn, Volume 2” but in this effort, it lacks something. Maybe it’s concept, because it all seems to have been done before, but a moving van? Come on.

All in all, this is a worthy release for the sake of what it is and what it delivers. Can it be done better? Absolutely. If you’d like to see India Summer, she’s worth your hard earned buck. She could double as Demi Moore and she’s willing to get dirty. Alanis Morrissette comes to mind as we softly sing, “thank you India…” No really, thank you.

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Breast Seller 5

2009-02-14T00:01:00.004-08:00

(2008) 3rd Degree Films.

Starring: Brooke Belle, Amy Reid,

Sarah Jay + more.

Compilation CDs and DVDs usually piss us off…but not this one. Focusing on the obvious attributes, this film manages to put together some great scenes from previous materials. If you have all the Third Degree titles to begin with, then you could probably skip this one.

Although, it might be nice to have all the best scenes on one DVD for say, travel purposes, dinner parties, etc. Highlights include Amy Reid. She’s beautiful with an all natural body. Missy Monroe is dirty as hell in her scene as she pulls off some ATM. Nasty as shit, but you gotta give her credit for pulling it all off.

But our hats are off to Julia Bond and Eve Laurence. By teaming up in their scene, they have doubled the intensity that can only be achieved in tandem. I’d go into further detail, but to be perfectly frank, it would ruin any kind of surprise it offers. This is a keeper and it’s jam-packed full of the smut you like to see. Buy it up!

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Ass For Days 7

2009-02-14T00:01:00.003-08:00

(2008) Diabolic.

Starring: Phoenix Marie, Alexis Breeze,

Kirra Lynne + more.

Like all great artists, we’re misunderstood. Like Picasso and Van Gogh went through their blue periods, we here at CWG Playground must be going through our blonde period. We can’t get enough!

Here, it’s Alanah Rae who kicks off the impressionism and looks down right beautiful doing it. She’s a heartbreaker and you can imagine she’s like that in her day to day life. Her intensity is obvious and genuine. And that brings us to Phoenix Marie. Yes, another blonde. She’s the girl next door package with fishnet stockings on. Now that package is something to behold isn’t it?

Not sure what it is about stockings that is so appealing, but they are. They’re sexy and leave little to the imagination; even if that’s the only thing a woman is wearing. But the truest honors go to Bridgette B. Now this copper-skinned beauty is sexy, seductive, and exotic. We like that here at CWG Playground!

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Ass Cleavage 10

2009-02-14T00:01:00.002-08:00

(2008) Zero Tolerance. Starring: Kelly Divine, Emma Heart, Krissy Leigh + more.

Again with Emma Heart. She’s everywhere it seems. It’s a good thing though. The best part of Emma’s scene is her intro. Honestly. It makes it seem as though she’s actually enjoying herself and that goes a long way.

Most people will tell you that it’s just a job for the adult entertainment industry. But I am not sure I believe that. Before the explicit action begins, Emma is just cute as a button and she shows lots of smiles.

Apart from the lovely Emma, it’s Ricki White who manages to light things up in her scene. It’s amazing how far aural sensations aid the visual.

White is a star in the making as is Kelly Divine and the always insatiable, Mya Nichole.

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Anal Asspirations 10

2009-02-14T00:01:00.001-08:00

(2008) Diabolic. Emma Heart, Holly West, Holly Fox + more.

Where did Mackenzee Pierce come from? I’m legitimately pissed off that this wasn’t in a press release somewhere. Maybe it’s her adorable face, or maybe it’s her incredible figure, but Mackenzee is a new contender.

Sultry as she is cute, she rocks her scene like she’s been here before. Not to mention that pile-drivers are always impressive by anyone, but this time around, it’s Mackenzee, and she makes it look twice as sexy. Then a pair-up between Emma Heart and Holly West? Come on Diabolic, what are you trying to us here?

This scene heats up quick with these two cuties know their way around the room. Emma is the perfect all-American girl with a twist. Incredible series and incredible talent.

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Alekra-Fied

2009-02-14T00:01:00.000-08:00

(2008) Wicked Pictures. Starring: Alektra Blue, Tanya James, Veronica Rayne + more.

Alektra Blue is dirty. I mean really dirty. She’s the kind of girl you know has some dirty thoughts on her mind. Five scenes of Alektra is great. Really great. She’s hot and she’s got a knockout body. But it’s Veronica Rayne and Tanya James that tend to steal the show a bit.

The blonde duo tends to light it up alongside ringers, but they make the turnover right away. Alektra is already a star, so it’s not like you want to feel sorry for her since a couple of other starlets get the attention. Instead, you watch as the professional is helping to bring up the new generation. This film succeeds as it focuses on Alektra, provides great film quality, and keeps the talking to a minimum.

It’s great not to have to mute a film due to sub par dialogue. Well done!

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Unnatural Sex #23

2009-01-21T01:17:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Diabolic Films.

Starring: Maya Gates, Brooke Scott,

Bailey Brooks + more.

Yes, this film stars Mya Nichole. I usually don’t shut up about her, but this time I really have to. And the beautiful Maya Gates is in this film as well.

But who is the focus here?

Bailey Brooks is a good start. Set atop a kitchen table, Brooks is a wonder in a schoolgirl jumper and natural attributes set aflame by her piercing moans and heavy breathing. Then there’s Riley Evans. The perfectly curved blonde is a bombshell and takes her doses quite professionally and makes the scene believable as she curls her lips and makes her scene pop, literally.

But the prize this time goes to size proportionate, youthful-looking Brooke Scott who takes on two gents. Scott is a natural beauty with no enhancements and not waifish. Far too often in these films, the talent is so ripped and so muscular that it’s refreshing to see a natural beauty with curves in all the right places.

Brooke Scott is easily a sexy starlet, and watching her is a pleasure.

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Double Decker Sandwich 12

2009-01-21T01:12:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Zero Tolerance Entertainment.

Starring: Abbey Brooks, Kelly Summer,

Evie Delatosso + more.

Talk about doubling your pleasure!

Well, doubling your pleasure and doubling your fun is exactly what this film is all about.

Zero Tolerance puts together a great compilation of the best in show of ladies as well as scenes.

Tanya James, Abbey Brooks and Robyn Truelove sizzle on screen and really make this film the powerhouse it is.

Whatever your desires, they’re sure to be depicted here in high definition.

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Watch Your Back 2

2009-01-21T01:10:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Diabolic Films.

Starring: Bree Olson, Jennifer Dark,

Dana DeArmond + more.

We’re fans of Bree Olson. She’s an old friend of Chicks With Guns. When we saw she was in this film it went straight into the DVD player.

She attacks her scenes with ferocity and grace all at once. Jennifer Dark though puts on a show with her long black hair and her thin frame. What a doll.

The sleepers here are Delilah Strong and Patricia Petite. Both adorable and both have a craving for the rear entry. Regardless the situation though, “Watch Your Back 2” is worth watching and even more worth enjoying.

What, with the taboo acts going on and the premise of the film, it is possible to miss how beautiful these ladies really are.

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Cum On In 5

2009-01-21T01:07:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Third Degree Films.

Starring: AnnMarie Rios, Melissa Lauren,

Holly West + more.

The fifth installment in the “Cum On In” series is a masterpiece. Now, most people would be glued to the content. Nope. Not Chicks With Guns. Here at The Playground, we pride ourselves on seeing the beauty in everything.

With that eye, these films are reviewed and sometimes, we stumble onto something so interesting we have to share it with you. This time around? Well, Volume 5 of this series showcases beautiful women. No doubt about that one. But what we noticed is that all the ladies in this feature are brunettes.

Is it a coincidence? Maybe. Are the folks at Third Degree partial to brunettes? Maybe. What we do know though is that this title could be changed and we’d be just as content. Shall we call it “Dark Haired Cuties?” Third Degree, we want our cut if you use that title!

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The Creamery Volume 4

2009-01-20T23:58:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Third Degree Films.

Starring: Alexis Texas, Brianna Love,

Lorena Sanchez + more.

Wicked, just wicked. All internal combustions here.

Watch as the incredibly beautiful Alexis Texas allows entry to her stud as he parks it in her and watch even closer as her parking spot oozes. This film is a major success because of specialty of the tasks at hand.

Despite it being an adult film, it makes strides in originality. And while more polished films may tote the fact that there are millions spent on production, or that the locations are exotic, it’s comforting to know that we still live in a world where content is the most important thing in adult films.

It seems we’ve lost sight of that. Don’t miss Brianna Love’s spine-tingling scene. You won’t want to miss it.

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Couples Seduce Teens Volume 10

2009-01-20T23:56:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Pink Visual.

Starring: Tori Black, Marie McCray,

Nikki Flame + more.

Listen, I don’t know if these are married couples. I really don’t know. I do know they like to swap partners though!

Anyway, this premise is really quite unique. These couples bring a young lady to their bedroom to fill a void, and it makes for great adult film. Okay, onto the ladies.

This film is worth the expense just for early work from Tori Black. You guessed it. Before appearing in Wicked films, Tori was doing this incredible gonzo work for Pink Visual. Between Tori, Nikki and Natasha Nice, this volume from the series is worth its weight in gold.

If that weren’t enough though, fire-haired Marie McCray heats up the screen and her pale skin is in the spotlight as this cherubesque beauty eases into a scene that may very well cement her into this industry. Well, let’s hope all these aspiring starlets get their big breaks.

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Come To Momma 3

2009-01-20T23:52:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Third Degree Films.

Starring: Francesca Le’, Brittany O’Connell,

Raquel Devine + more.

Wow. It’s quite amazing how some women get better with age. That is the case here in this film.

The good folks at Third Degree must know just what works. Toss in some hot scenes and poof, you have a banger. Forget that these women are veterans in the business, and you will actually have that “Valley Girl” high school dream scene stuck in your head.

Now onto the talent. Where Francesca Le’ came from is beyond me, but I’m glad she found her way to the screen. All the elements of commercial talent are there, from looks and figure to attitude. Holly Sampson and Brittany O’Connell look like they’re straight out of The O.C. (and actually better) as they join this cast of knockouts with maturity and experience on their side. This is a must own title for anyone who has a heartbeat.

Thank you Third Degree Films!

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Come As You Please 3

2009-01-20T00:42:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Diabolic Films.

Starring: Nikki Benz, Holly Morgan,

Brooke Belle + more.

Yup, you guessed it. The “Come As You Are” series lets you put it anywhere. And I do mean anywhere.

Cute as a button Holly Morgan is devastating in this film, but it really is Mya Nichole who steals the show with the tattooed arms and body as these ladies put it anywhere, as long as it’s filmed.

This is definitely a recommended title and series if you like what you see, mostly because it doesn’t pretend to be anything but savage love on screen. Make bets as to where the money shot goes and you’ve got yourself a new drinking game.

Good luck.

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Blow Me Sandwich 13

2009-01-20T00:40:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Zero Tolerance Entertainment.

Starring: Kylee Reese, Payton Leigh,

Claudia Valentine + more.

Do you need an explanation on that kind of title? I mean really now.

The only major difference in this film series is that it’s two on one, and it’s marketed as “milfs versus teens.” Now, the tag team action might be just what the doctor ordered for some, but for others it’s a distraction.

But I will say this though, these oral enthusiasts really commit to the craft. Hell, it may even be a work out the way some of these scenes go along. Point of view oral may not be the favored act for some, but man, this film sure helps put the viewer inside the action.

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Big Rack Attack 5

2009-01-20T00:37:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Zero Tolerance Entertainment.

Starring: Amber Lynn, Shy Love,

Brooke Haven + more.

All top-heavy sweethearts getting down to work makes for a great adult film.

What’s more, toss in veteran Amber Lynn as she writhes while she rides in this amazing film of straight carnal desires. Skip the chit-chat, this flick is for the on-the-go viewer willing to scan directly to the favored scene and off to visual bliss.

Maybe skipping the dialogue is a melancholy advance in adult films, but the truth is that you get the most bang for your buck this way…no pun intended.

Storylines may enhance a film, but the folks at Zero Tolerance aren’t fucking around here. It’s strictly business as they get you in, get you out, and make sure to have gotten you off.

Big Loves Volume 4

2009-01-20T00:35:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Third Degree Films.

Starring: Ginger Lynn, Jenny Hendrix,

Corina Jayden + more.

Yeah! Who other than Third Degree would press footage of the great Ginger Lynn?!

Even though the title doesn’t exactly agree with this film, “Big Loves” is sensational as healthy looking women (not the airbrushed females whose waists look to be the same size as their wrists) get right down to it one-on-one without much dialogue.

Thanks to the dawn of realistic adult films, “Big Loves” succeeds mostly because the action is as hot as the ladies and who better to grace the cover than legend Ginger Lynn as she enjoys a ride. Success!

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Backdoor To Brazil

2009-01-20T00:30:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Wicked Pictures.

Starring: Anne Castro, Bella,

Cinthia Santos + more.

What makes Brazilian women so insatiable? Seriously, I want to know!

Leave it to Wicked, the purveyor of classy adult films, to take a trip down a few countries to the Mecca of Brazilian women, Brazil (thought that was a trick didn’t you?!). “Backdoor…” has it all: beach set romps, sexy women, ocean setting, and oh, did I mention this film is all anal?

I’m not referring to brushing your teeth at the office after lunch anal, I mean anal-anal. The position of choice for the Brazilian excursion makes for a widely entertaining film as you sit back and meet the native cast, at your service and dying to perform for you.

If this were in the brochure for a Brazilian vacation, I’m sure the board of tourism would be ecstatic for the increase in visitors, and maybe even new inhabitants. This film is a monster and should be treated as such.

Even when you look away because it’s too much to take, you find yourself peaking again and again to make sure you didn’t miss a second of the action.

Asian Slut Invasion Volume 5

2009-01-20T00:28:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Pink Visual.

Starring: Jandi Lyn, Tia Ling,

Kyanna Lee + more.

Jandi, Jandi, Jandi. Wow. Jandi Lyn makes this film.

Is it the Yakuza-style tattoos, or is it the look of being up to something that makes us love her? Either way, we love her. We said it first so if Jandi wants to run away with us, it’s okay. We’ll be in good hands!

Now, an all-Asian title like this one comes along often. If you’re standing at the Hustler store browsing around, you see a whole section dedicated to Asian women. The appeal is simple, it’s exotic. Maybe you’re sitting somewhere in Nebraska minding your own business and you and your gal hit the town (not sure how much Nebraska “hits the town” but just go with it for this analogy) for dinner and drinks.

You pan left and right and see that everyone looks just like you. In walks Jandi Lyn with a back-revealing (in order to see the massive ink) shirt and orders a drink. She’s hot. She’s really hot.

Amidst the cornfields, Jandi’s look is exotic and therefore desirable. Okay, that session will be $300, and you’re cured. Watch at least one Jandi Lyn film per day for a whole month and you will be cured (til next month rolls around at least!).

Anal Devastation Volume 2

2009-01-20T00:25:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Pink Visual.

Starring: Daria Glower, Morgan Moon,

Kathy Sweet + more.

This film scares me, and not the same way that “Saw” scared me when I first saw it either. This film lives up to its name. It really does.

Hell, the packaging even reads: “…it’s gonna be brutal.”

Now, if you enjoy a good visual perversion from time to time, it’s normal. But this film goes far above and beyond the tame. It may start off relatively tame, but give it time. Seriously though, there is obviously a market for this kind of title. After all, it’s volume two of the series.

With that said, this may not be the best film to pick up if it’s your first foray into the world of adult film consumption. You work hard for your money and you want your entertainment to be top notch, so you deserve the best. Well mister, if you want the best, you have to give the best. Do some research.

Gonzo backdoor-pummeling might be a little advanced for you yet if you just bought your first adult film. Maybe it isn’t. We here at Chicks With Guns would never tell you to put that DVD down, but we’d be the first to say “I told you so” if you weren’t ready for it yet.

Why? Because we’re pricks like that, enjoy!

All Alone 4

2009-01-20T00:22:00.000-08:00

(2008)

Third Degree Films.

Starring: Tory Lane, Kimberly Kane,

Georgia Jones + more.

This two disc set is as amazing as they come. The “All Alone” series puts you right across from the most beautiful women in the business today.

It’s actually somewhat voyeuristic as you look on in point of view camera angles while the ladies look and talk to you as they pleasure themselves.

Not sure about you, but it’s always nice to see something other than the hardest of the hardcore, and relax with a beer and maybe some chicks with toys in their bedrooms, living rooms, or hell, wherever they please. I doubt you’ll have any complaints.